Digital Communication Explorer Gifts

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

"My kingdom for a smart phone."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

21st century water cooler conversations.

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Likes: $2.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Textin’"

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

Computer games