Concept Explorers Gifts

'Since this is Daylight Savings Time, can we save some daylight and use it next winter?'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"Look! No hands!"

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

The Thought Process.

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"It's alive! Alive!!"

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

A Padlock and a Pet Key.

You have reached the end of your brain...

"Actually, I worked my way up from 'ideas'."

'It's okay, they're with me.'

'Sometimes, I'm like... wow! And then, I'm like... whoa! And then, I'm like... damn!'

"What - you got As in Maths, Nature, Science and English? Son, haven't you watched the news or looked online - if you want to succeed nowadays you have to be dumb as dirt!"

Al, have you ever seen the movie "Harvey"? That rabbit was imaginary, but you must believe me: my wolverine is real!

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like the medulla oblongata!'

'Dad's cell-phone!! I'm going to call the moon!!'

I've realized something: It's likely that there's only one way for mankind to reach the stars in our lifetimes. Do tell. Scientists believe we'll be able to upload our minds in just 30 years. That means NASA could upload everyone's mind to a robot, and launch it into space. We wouldn't need life support. We wouldn't be affected by radiation or anything. We could even sleep for the 100 years or so it took to get to the nearest star. Then that robot could build more robots and download our minds t

"Broom! Broom!"

'The secret of life has been unknowable ever since we assigned it to a committee.'

Good shrink, bad shrink.

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

"Were you even listening to me? I don't have a mother to blame anything on!"

Two books. One liberates the mind, and appears to fly. The other entraps the mind, and appears as a snare trap

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

"Your problem is that you live in a fantasy world."

You've discovered how elderly dudes can keep picking up chicks? I've amended Giacomo's Theorem, yes. The pickup number is now direction proportional to age in instances where charm is also directly proportional to age. Journals from Milan to Vegas are publishing my findings. Of course, there's one flaw in my theory. Hold that thought, I feel some gas coming on. It won't apply to most dudes.

'Have you ever thought that being damned for all eternity to a lake of eternal fire might mask a deeper problem?'

'Jeremy, why can't we talk instead of you bottling things up all the time?'