Concept Explorers Gifts

'Since this is Daylight Savings Time, can we save some daylight and use it next winter?'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"Look! No hands!"

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

The Thought Process.

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

"It's alive! Alive!!"

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

A Padlock and a Pet Key.

"Actually, I worked my way up from 'ideas'."

You have reached the end of your brain...

'It's okay, they're with me.'

'Sometimes, I'm like... wow! And then, I'm like... whoa! And then, I'm like... damn!'

'Dad's cell-phone!! I'm going to call the moon!!'

"Broom! Broom!"

"What - you got As in Maths, Nature, Science and English? Son, haven't you watched the news or looked online - if you want to succeed nowadays you have to be dumb as dirt!"

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like the medulla oblongata!'

'The secret of life has been unknowable ever since we assigned it to a committee.'

Good shrink, bad shrink.

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

Two books. One liberates the mind, and appears to fly. The other entraps the mind, and appears as a snare trap

"Were you even listening to me? I don't have a mother to blame anything on!"

'Have you ever thought that being damned for all eternity to a lake of eternal fire might mask a deeper problem?'

'Jeremy, why can't we talk instead of you bottling things up all the time?'

"Have you considered laughing into the abyss?"