Flight Scenery Explorer Gifts

Call that a Crash?! (Wife stands behind husband with a frying pan.)

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Polar bear bowling alley

'Echo Tourism'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Birds Following Witch.

The Scanner Of Love.

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Disinformation booth.

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Roads with a view.

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

Hotel Room

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

Sunset Attraction

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

Brilliant reds & oranges. Muted golds & ochres.

After talking one stranger to death, Velma starts in on the next.

"Ever seen anything like it? No high rise condos to obstruct the view, no acres of parking lots, no traffic. What a waste."

Shelton takes an ill-fated flight on his plug-in heli-pack.

Pirates on holiday.

"I don't know-somehow the city seems much scarier than when I was a kid."