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Call that a Crash?! (Wife stands behind husband with a frying pan.)

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'Echo Tourism'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Birds Following Witch.

Disinformation booth.

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Roads with a view.

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

Hotel Room

Sunset Attraction

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

Brilliant reds & oranges. Muted golds & ochres.

Pirates on holiday.

'Now boarding all passengers in the middle class.'

"I don't know-somehow the city seems much scarier than when I was a kid."