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I hear they finally identified the wreckage of Amelia Earhart's plane. Finally! It took them long enough! I planted that fake wreckage way back in 1937! And it wasn't easy! In '37, the tiny atoll of Nikumaroro was hard to reach. I had to take two rafts and a bus. You, uh ... you don't believe her ... do you? Almost definitely not.

Balloons

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Servicemen.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

The Origami Society...

Cow Blue Arrows

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

TSA Noah

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Geese's Thoughts.

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Airplane Mode.

The Scanner Of Love.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Disinformation booth.

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'He must be going economy!'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"