Scenic Route Explorer Gifts

Caution: Trees obscuring view of forest next 5 miles.

Brilliant reds & oranges. Muted golds & ochres.

"But dear, the GPS says we're doing fine."

Vanishing Point - 4 Miles.

Sunset Attraction

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Motor Tourism

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Bargeman on a canal boat.

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

'Scenic route?'

"I think we took a wrong turn in Albuquerque."

Scenic Overlook and Hell Hole

Distraction Next Exit: Almost there.

Point A / Point B

All Roads Lead To Rome.

I get my kicks on route 66! No other man shall go through!

Call that a Crash?! (Wife stands behind husband with a frying pan.)

'You had a long nap.'

"Hey, buddy, wouldn't the Grand Canal be faster?"

Welcome to unspoilt countryside signs.

Stuck in the stile.

"I sweared to avoid someone who was reading a cycling facilities leaflet"

Road Closed: Next Left: Nowhere in particular.

"Add bungee jumping and you got something."

"You and your scenic routes!"

'So Margaret, how would you like to go into town, via the Golden Gate Bridge or the Grand Canyon?'

"Oh, I'm just riding out the cycle."

'Well done Simkins! That's my kind of bypass.'

Straight Ahead / Whoopee

Gwendolyn in Tuscany.

Cyclists mistake.

You're Lost.