Scenic Routes Gifts

Long route - fewer hostile drivers.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Motor Tourism

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

Rating the Sunset

Sunset Attraction

Brilliant reds & oranges. Muted golds & ochres.

Theater and the Sun

Bargeman on a canal boat.

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

'Scenic route?'

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

RV travelers see signs 'Viewpoint' and 'Opposing Viewpoint'.

'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'

This is the shortcut!

"I think we took a wrong turn in Albuquerque."

Distraction Next Exit: Almost there.

Scenic Overlook and Hell Hole

'Denson, I want this view moving so that we can see it from the West wing.'

"Hey, buddy, wouldn't the Grand Canal be faster?"

"Oh, c'mon, it's 500 miles closer!"

What passes as a SCENIC ROUTE next right.

'You had a long nap.'

"Let's not have children."

Stuck in the stile.

Welcome to unspoilt countryside signs.

Scenic Route.

"I’ve no clue if money can buy happiness. All I know is it bought this view."

"At last, a nice peaceful place to picnic."

'So Margaret, how would you like to go into town, via the Golden Gate Bridge or the Grand Canyon?'

"You and your scenic routes!"

Vanishing Point - 4 Miles.