Scenic Driving Gifts

"Oh, c'mon, it's 500 miles closer!"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Motor Tourism

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

Rating the Sunset

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

"I already noted plenty of beauty on the drive up."

Sunset Attraction

"From here you can see 12 McDonald's..."

Brilliant reds & oranges. Muted golds & ochres.

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

'Sightseer at scenic overlook sees many 'Echo Canyon' signs trailing across the canyon.'

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

Bargeman on a canal boat.

Theater and the Sun

'Scenic route?'

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

RV travelers see signs 'Viewpoint' and 'Opposing Viewpoint'.

"You were right, girl. No one has autumn leaves like Vermont!"

'Wow! What graphics!'

"I think we took a wrong turn in Albuquerque."

"I want to capture this leg of our journey."

Distraction Next Exit: Almost there.

'Denson, I want this view moving so that we can see it from the West wing.'

Scenic Overlook and Hell Hole

Not So Grand Canyon Next Exit

'You had a long nap.'

"It makes me realize how small you are."

"Hey, buddy, wouldn't the Grand Canal be faster?"

What passes as a SCENIC ROUTE next right.

"Let's not have children."