Scenic Drive Admirer Gifts

What passes as a SCENIC ROUTE next right.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Polar bear bowling alley

Motor Tourism

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Roads with a view.

Man helping a mini learner driver

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

'He can call whoever he wants, she's still not parking that thing in my classroom!'

'Sure, we host weddings, anniversaries and bar mitzvahs. On occasion, we even sell some wine.'

Car traffic.

"It's the new series. It'll be on the road this spring."

Scenic Overlook and Hell Hole

Down the Rhine by the paddle steamer.

'For sale'

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

"This is a loveable little motor, loves petrol, loves oil..."

This tire comes with a one million mile warranty.

'We're ready, Tony, start your engine!'

"Hey, buddy, wouldn't the Grand Canal be faster?"

"Oh, c'mon, it's 500 miles closer!"

Sunrise $5/Sunset $5

'Men on motorbike with pencil shaped sidecar.'