Car Ride Admirer Gifts

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Driverless cars rage.

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"Do you buy cars here?"

"Convertible. Must be nice."

It's great for pulling the birds!

Man helping a mini learner driver

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

A train's dining car is a diner.

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

'Nice car. How many clients did it cost you?'

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

Full Serve/Elf Serve

All you'd expect in a British car!

'He's going to a better place . . . possibly to power an '86 jetta.'

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

"I want one that's going to fall apart. . ."

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

Internal Combustion.

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

Car traffic.

I'm where I am today because of lots of hard work; thank goodness none of it was mine.

The times they are a changin'