Car Ride Admirer T-Shirts

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Driverless cars rage.

It's great for pulling the birds!

Man helping a mini learner driver

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

A train's dining car is a diner.

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

Full Serve/Elf Serve

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

'Nice car. How many clients did it cost you?'

All you'd expect in a British car!

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

"I want one that's going to fall apart. . ."

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

'With all the cars driven by little old ladies only to church on Sunday, you'd think the church would be completely full of little old ladies.'

The times they are a changin'

Internal Combustion.

Car traffic.

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'