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What passes as a SCENIC ROUTE next right.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Motor Tourism

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Man helping a mini learner driver

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

Roads with a view.

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

'He can call whoever he wants, she's still not parking that thing in my classroom!'

Car traffic.

'Sure, we host weddings, anniversaries and bar mitzvahs. On occasion, we even sell some wine.'

Scenic Overlook and Hell Hole

Down the Rhine by the paddle steamer.

"This is a loveable little motor, loves petrol, loves oil..."

"It's the new series. It'll be on the road this spring."

'For sale'

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

This tire comes with a one million mile warranty.

'We're ready, Tony, start your engine!'

Sunrise $5/Sunset $5

'Men on motorbike with pencil shaped sidecar.'

"Oh, c'mon, it's 500 miles closer!"

"Hey, buddy, wouldn't the Grand Canal be faster?"

Stuck in the stile.