Witty Scenario Lover Gifts

He sounds like a hunk, his profile says bulky and athletic

"Little help?"

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Twenty years later, Kim turns the tables on her loathsome former English teacher.

"We have a favor to ask."

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

"It's marzipan pigs."

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

'Remember, Harvey, the salesman said to not stay in the hot tub too long.'

'It's for you.'

Cake Shop: Parking Meter

Sex Education: "Here's one we prepared earlier..."

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

"Precisely what do you find so provocative about me, Mr Golcz?"

'Mom!!'

'Whose idea was it to open an uphill skiing course?'

'...Every time he goes on the track we have to notify air traffic control.'

"Lasagna anyone?"

'I've seen you before and, right now, I'm hoping like crazy that it wasn't on a picture in the post office.'

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"

A ball's best case scenario.

"If I don't escape now, I'm toast!"

Stuck in the Conversation Pit of Hell.

"They're about this big."

Dream Zoom

"Say, what's that funny smell?"

"That's an unusual, orange jumpsuit!"

"You hate to see this kind of thing."

"Unaware that the earth had detached itself from his house, Sam steps off the porch

'Hand over all your money or the toaster gets it!'

'Here's the problem, this wall is made out velcro.'

Fun run vs pitbull parade

Thieves searching for money down the back of the sofa.