Witty Scenario Lover Gifts

He sounds like a hunk, his profile says bulky and athletic

"Little help?"

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"We have a favor to ask."

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

"It's marzipan pigs."

'Remember, Harvey, the salesman said to not stay in the hot tub too long.'

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

'It's for you.'

Sex Education: "Here's one we prepared earlier..."

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

"Precisely what do you find so provocative about me, Mr Golcz?"

Cake Shop: Parking Meter

'Mom!!'

'I've seen you before and, right now, I'm hoping like crazy that it wasn't on a picture in the post office.'

'Whose idea was it to open an uphill skiing course?'

'...Every time he goes on the track we have to notify air traffic control.'

"Lasagna anyone?"

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"

"If I don't escape now, I'm toast!"

"They're about this big."

Stuck in the Conversation Pit of Hell.

A ball's best case scenario.

Dream Zoom

"Say, what's that funny smell?"

"Unaware that the earth had detached itself from his house, Sam steps off the porch

"That's an unusual, orange jumpsuit!"

'Hand over all your money or the toaster gets it!'

"You hate to see this kind of thing."

'Here's the problem, this wall is made out velcro.'

Fun run vs pitbull parade

Thieves searching for money down the back of the sofa.

'You have to trust me, I'm not a doctor.'