Amusing Scenarios Gifts

Kate's Cat Kennel

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

'Remember, Harvey, the salesman said to not stay in the hot tub too long.'

'It's for you.'

Sex Education: "Here's one we prepared earlier..."

'Hey! Those things aren't toys, you know.'

'Sorry! I thought nobody would notice.'

'Great team. Brilliant coach. No ball handler...'

'Couldn't eat another bite!'

"Lasagna anyone?"

Call Center Agents Should Be Able To Apologize And To Admit Mistakes.

"Well, all your tests came back normal. There's just something wrong with that."

'Just so i'll know you can't resuscitate a grape-nut, right?'

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"

Golfer on Football Pitch

"Maybe he'll take a mulligan."

'Of course I remember you. You're Parker, the best man from the financial forecast department. Why do you ask?'

"Up, down or bite your face off?"

A ball's best case scenario.

Window cleaner taking ladder out from under his colleague.

"You hate to see this kind of thing."

"That's an unusual, orange jumpsuit!"

"Sharks! Hundreds of 'em! Flying sharks! Everyone out of the water! They're converging on the future!"

'Here's the problem, this wall is made out velcro.'

Thieves searching for money down the back of the sofa.

'Where did you last see your club?'

'Dad, what are you doing in sex education class?'

"Come on guys, let's stop arguing: Group hug!"

'You have to trust me, I'm not a doctor.'

ATM.

'The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on.'