Amusing Scenes Gifts

'Hey! Those things aren't toys, you know.'

"I don't believe in you!"

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

A chip off the old block...

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

Kate's Cat Kennel

"E.T. phone home... Now!"

'To prevent fraud, we like to verify whiplash injury claims!'

"Yeah, there were lots of flowers, so I had a good feed. It was rather awkward though: it was a funeral..."

"A fire hydrant, you say? No, but I'll keep my eyes peeled."

'Let's go, Helen, this guy is giving me the creeps!'

'Great team. Brilliant coach. No ball handler...'

'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'

"The trick is in shucking them out of their shells."

Forget Ryan Beardsley. Why? I'm so on his wave-length! He's way into the environment. No way! He's talking to the principal about recycling. Office. Indeed. If reusing Sally Sipe's English paper counts as recycling.

"I attract all the crypts."

Snow Shaker.

How do YOU like it? - A fish catching a man.

"Ugh! The estate agency assured us Christianity was in decline."

Dog scared by cat.

"You finished yours already?"

"And he thought that was his lucky hat."

Police viewing art show of chalk outlines

"I love this town!"

A pirate sits on a park bench feeding parrots

"Hey, buddy - spare a quarter?"

"Excuse me, sir—care to take a moment to check out my new clipboard? Ma'am? I just got a new clipboard. New clipboard, anyone? Anyone?"

"Oh, that’s just Miles – ignore him."

'Wait until he's switched on his ipod, then we can sneak up unheard...'

Preparing for the Derby. 'I say, mister, just put us up a couple of green weils, will yer? The dust is so uncommon disagreeable a-driving down to Hepsom!'

Ice Skating

Ostrich on a golf course, with it's head in the hole. 'The End' is written on it's backside.

'The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on.'