Amusing Scenes Pillows

'Hey! Those things aren't toys, you know.'

"I don't believe in you!"

A chip off the old block...

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

"E.T. phone home... Now!"

Kate's Cat Kennel

'To prevent fraud, we like to verify whiplash injury claims!'

"A fire hydrant, you say? No, but I'll keep my eyes peeled."

"Yeah, there were lots of flowers, so I had a good feed. It was rather awkward though: it was a funeral..."

'Let's go, Helen, this guy is giving me the creeps!'

'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'

'Great team. Brilliant coach. No ball handler...'

"The trick is in shucking them out of their shells."

Snow Shaker.

How do YOU like it? - A fish catching a man.

"I attract all the crypts."

"Ugh! The estate agency assured us Christianity was in decline."

Dog scared by cat.

"You finished yours already?"

"And he thought that was his lucky hat."

"I love this town!"

A pirate sits on a park bench feeding parrots

"Hey, buddy - spare a quarter?"

"Oh, that’s just Miles – ignore him."

"Excuse me, sir—care to take a moment to check out my new clipboard? Ma'am? I just got a new clipboard. New clipboard, anyone? Anyone?"

'Wait until he's switched on his ipod, then we can sneak up unheard...'

Ice Skating

Preparing for the Derby. 'I say, mister, just put us up a couple of green weils, will yer? The dust is so uncommon disagreeable a-driving down to Hepsom!'

Ostrich on a golf course, with it's head in the hole. 'The End' is written on it's backside.

'The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on.'

"Wow...you got a hickey?"