Quirky Scenes Pillows

"And he thought that was his lucky hat."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Best before 65 million BC.

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"So that's where you were last night."

"I could have sworn I had three sausages!"

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

A woman drags a cat who drags a mouse toy.

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

"Okay. Hit it."

Microscope slide

"Your usual? Listen, pal—you can't expect me to remember every customer's drink."

"Is the snapper fresh?"

"E.T. phone home... Now!"

Strange Crowds in Bath

'Unzip your pants. . .while you're here, I want to pay up my bill in full.'

'At last! Blinkwhistle, we;ve found their elusive burial grounds.'

'Hey! Those things aren't toys, you know.'

'Let's go, Helen, this guy is giving me the creeps!'

'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'

Baywatch (British style)

"The trick is in shucking them out of their shells."

'Off to the usual boring routine, eh, Barratt?'

"What?!"

"Stop snickering at my retro iconography."

How do YOU like it? - A fish catching a man.

A Con-artist offering brain scans to the public from his flatbed scanner.

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

'I found out what's troubling me!'

Woman Dancing.

Mouse execution