Satirical Scenes Gifts

'To prevent fraud, we like to verify whiplash injury claims!'

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

Euthanasia Clinic

"Chad is doing product placement on the Simpson trial."

"It's just a wild guess but I suspect that the 14 points apply done at six countries may have contributed to your feeling a 'bit unwell'."

"I liked the one that saluted."

"That is six feet."

"A lot of voter's will be floating today."

A snowman executes another, but not in the fashion originally planned.

"I can refer you either to Dr. Basinkski, a noted specialist, Dr. Hodge-Cabot, who is a pioneer in the field, or Charlie, a generic doctor who also does a very nice job."

Cubans against annexation to the USA

Jesus turns water into Vitamin Water.

'Your moon is on Saturn. Your sun is on Venus, and your hand is on my thigh!'

'Hey! Those things aren't toys, you know.'

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

'Besides italics, what can you do?'

Four Seasons Total Landscaping

'At least, we'll save the money for the Christmas presents.'

'So, I have a few drinks in the afternoon. Your dinner's always on the table when you get in from work, isn't it?'

I was married to my job and suddenly there was a love triangle.

Friendly bank/Formal bank.

"Just pick out the one who ate your husband."

Librarian of Congress

'Tom Jones is still my favorite movie. It has the most explicit eating.'

'Your tests show you to be drug free ... and three months pregnant.'

'Like I promised, an office with a washroom!'

"Dammit! I just realized, now I'm going to miss the appointment for my second shot."

'Entering Krentville -Dystopia of the northeast'

"Great! Several positions just opened up."

"Press 1 to connect with a doctor $200."

Photographer

Inexpensive ways to slow speeders....

Police patrol car with chalk body outlines on it.

Dictatorship