Sandbox Star Gifts

"Jeez, these things are hot."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"I'm bored."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

'Let's play business. I'll be the chairman of the board and you'll work for me and laugh whenever I tell a joke.'

'All right, who hid the sandbox?'

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

"Come pick me up. This is going nowhere,"

Attorney-at-play

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

His career of well designed new products had begun in the sandbox.

'Disgusting! We don't go playing in their toilet!'

"I like him. He's not afraid to get his hands dirty."

'Come on, come on...I've gotta go!'

"I promise that this will be the last time that Daddy will ask you to help him post his resume online."

"They are making sandboxes more and more realistic these days."

"Sandbox. One more to cross off my bucket list."

'May I speak to you as a man to a woman?'

'My mom's pregnant. At first I was worried about the competition until I remembered that I was the incumbent.'