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"Don't forget to unplug junior before you come to bed."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Billy. The Kid.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Cellphone Islands

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Digital Fomo!

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Tunnel of TV

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

The Lawman

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Modern camping

Sheriff.

The modern sheriff.

"Frank, how many times do I have to tell you, it's a posse, not a search engine."

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"Belly rubs later, girl. Belly rubs later."