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"I can watch more 'Law & Order' than any man in this bar."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Billy. The Kid.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Cellphone Islands

Digital Fomo!

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

Tunnel of TV

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

The Lawman

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

Modern camping

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

Sheriff.

"Belly rubs later, girl. Belly rubs later."

"Frank, how many times do I have to tell you, it's a posse, not a search engine."

The modern sheriff.