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"I can watch more 'Law & Order' than any man in this bar."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Billy. The Kid.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Digital Fomo!

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Cellphone Islands

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

Tunnel of TV

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

The Lawman

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

Modern camping

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

Sheriff.

The modern sheriff.

"Belly rubs later, girl. Belly rubs later."