Screen Time Sheriff Prints

"Don't forget to unplug junior before you come to bed."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Billy. The Kid.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Digital Fomo!

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Cellphone Islands

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

Tunnel of TV

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

The Lawman

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'

Modern camping

Sheriff.

The modern sheriff.

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"Belly rubs later, girl. Belly rubs later."