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"Too late. I already put the TV to bed."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Cellphone Islands

Graduates on their phones

I should probably get out more.

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Digital Fomo!

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"You are still here."

Tunnel of TV

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"I don't get it either, but my mom keeps telling me to hang up the phone, so I do it to make her happy."

"No. I've never had any problems with my kids not paying attention to me."

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

Modern camping

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

Free Little Library

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.