Studio Sage Mugs

Music producers.

'Playing out of tune doesn't make it a remix!'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'He woke up this morning and his honey was gone.'

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'Here's MY information highway!'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

Welcome Association of Stage Builders.

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

Wikipedia...

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"How can anyone remember Cheech and not remember Chong?"

'My teacher said the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's 'vocabulary'?'

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

"Intrapreneuring chief- how about a glass on the house?"

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

Computer spying.

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

'Do you think you can turn the company around without making us all dizzy?'

Computer whisperer.

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend