Screen Time Star Pillows

ALMOST SLEEPING BEAUTY

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

I should probably get out more.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Digital Fomo!

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Cellphone Islands

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

Tunnel of TV

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Child hooking into a television

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

A bull which has seen red.

Free Little Library

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"