Screen Time Star Pillows

ALMOST SLEEPING BEAUTY

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

I should probably get out more.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Graduates on their phones

Cellphone Islands

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Digital Fomo!

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

Tunnel of TV

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

Child hooking into a television

John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"Another CSI spinoff? What's this one called?"

"No. I've never had any problems with my kids not paying attention to me."

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

Free Little Library

A bull which has seen red.