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"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Cellphone Islands

Digital Fomo!

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Tunnel of TV

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

A bull which has seen red.

ALMOST SLEEPING BEAUTY

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

Free Little Library

What'r We Doing Today, Daddy?

RAISED BY PHONES

'The pain in your eyes is from too much TV. The pain in your arm is from too much base-ball and that other pain is from too much home-work.'

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"