Screen Time Jokers Mugs

Texting Snowman

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Cellphone Islands

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Digital Fomo!

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

Tunnel of TV

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Child hooking into a television

Soccer kids texting

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

Free Little Library

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"I've left the children to their own devices."

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"