Screen Time Juggler Mugs

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

"I can't tell if she needs to stop goofing off or take a break from studying."

"Just a damned minute!"

"He barely hers anymore."

Cell phones vs. books

"#I #don't #care #what #you #say, #I'm #not #addicted #to #social #media."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Stressed over time management

"I had to skip my workout."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

Took On Too Much

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

Monday around 9PM.

Soccer kids texting

Child hooking into a television

Stress

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"No. I've never had any problems with my kids not paying attention to me."

Hourglass Dumptruck

'So, how long will this take?'

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

Quicksands of time

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

Time to Call Workaholics Anonymous.

"Look, hon, I know both of our schedules have been crazy, but I still think we should take time out to consummate our marriage."