Screen Time Whiz Mugs

"Hey Siri, why does my neck hurt?"

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"You keep impeccable time."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Cellphone Islands

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Graduates on their phones

I should probably get out more.

Digital Fomo!

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Tunnel of TV

"He's an indoor cat."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

Soccer kids texting

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"No. I've never had any problems with my kids not paying attention to me."

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

Free Little Library

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone