Screen Time Whiz Prints

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"You keep impeccable time."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Cellphone Islands

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Digital Fomo!

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

I should probably get out more.

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

Tunnel of TV

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"He's an indoor cat."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

Soccer kids texting

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

Free Little Library

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."