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Sigh. … I wish I had that kind of energy.

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

A woman playing a keyboard

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

Bad times to sneeze

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

Computer Music

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

'It's another office memo from that Mr. Tolstoy.'

'Overwhelm the facts with interpretation and have it on my desk Thursday.'

"I'm leaving you. I would have told you earlier but the time just never seemed right."

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

Track runner running out of track

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

"But this way I know where everything is."

"It's cooties."

Martha Stewart at Home.

Catering for a large family.

'I've had enough of these everlasting arguments - I say you're late!'

"So typical. Hurry up and wait."

Two boys rehearsing,

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

I think the revolution's started - his room's in an awful mess!

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home form your overseas vacation.

"You've probably already guessed, ...I'm the bluebird of sloppiness."

'Got a quarter?'

'Of course I would have preferred to be a music prodigy...'

"I said me and the boys are getting the band back together, are you in?"

'I'm waiting until someone develops a Weapon of Mess Destruction.'