Time Management Master Gifts

"No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?"

'It's a GPS for busy teachers. It tells you whether you're going or coming.'

Man with children in his In and Out trays - 'Darling, You've got to sort out your work/life balance'

'He just got in. Better give him a chance to catch his bearings.'

STRIP Man using supermarket check out as treadmill

'You have 3? minutes to boil an egg or tell me why you deserve a cost of living increase.'

Sign reads: No lingering over a good cup of coffee.

Workaholics anonymous open all day every day.

'I just never thought you would turn into such a clock watcher.'

'We'll have to end it there, I'm sorry - we're running out of time.'

In and Out

"But... I was only gone 30 seconds."

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

Where your mind & battle are los

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

Work/Life Balance

Storm in the out tray

Work Parfait

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

Time Is Money

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."