Vintage Timepiece Admirer Mugs

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Before the Internet

A watch face with Stonehenge

"Downton Abbey Road"

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

"Do you do much walking?"

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"It was her mothers"

Inaction Figure

Blue Dress

Hourglass Dumptruck

Teddy Roosevelt

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

Antiques

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

'I think I know what makes you tick!'

"Fashion over function!"

Strange man has a nose monocle.

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

Centaur falls in love.

"You're late."

Victorian woman at a bar.

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Mangle

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

"Would you believe I can still fit into my tux after eighteen years?"