Precision Challenger Pillows

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

Bullseye!

"Technically, it's a mammal."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

The perfectionist.

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

'I wish there were true and false questions on math tests. At least that way I'd have a 70% chance of getting one right.'

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today.'

Ski-ball.

"I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplace decimal."

Efficiency Expert 'Back in 7 mins 35 secs'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

"Of course, I could be wrong."

'You were right. I had a misplaced decimal point.'

That still leaves you with �17 - I better work this out again.

'How would you describe yourself?'

'Well, you're lousy at Maths, but I'm sure you'll become a great CEO one day...'

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

'I'm NOT a pedant.'

'Pete's coffee shop? I'm calling from precision Labs. Please send over a chocolate muffin and a large container of coffee with 4.7 sugar and 12.2 cream.'

Adult attention deficit disorders (A.A.D.D.)

'Waiter, kindly take this away and bring me some hot soup.'

"Physics is an exact science. There's no room for anything else."

"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'