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'C'mon get it straight.'

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

Snooker.

Model Shop

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Bullseye!

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

The perfectionist.

'Quick, press control Z!'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Sleeping on the Job

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Ski-ball.

"Quit moving"

Efficiency Expert 'Back in 7 mins 35 secs'

Decorating a column.

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

The Scream Painting

Copycat.

'Apparently he only uses fugitive colours.'

Great Painting

'I'm NOT a pedant.'

'It covers well enough, but I found the recommended drying time to be completely inadequate.'

"He always times '60 minutes.'"

'Pete's coffee shop? I'm calling from precision Labs. Please send over a chocolate muffin and a large container of coffee with 4.7 sugar and 12.2 cream.'

Writing