Precision Artist Gifts

'C'mon get it straight.'

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

How origami complexity is measured. I started with simple origami pieces. The ones I make now require more steps. It looks like a tenfold increase!

Snooker.

Model Shop

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Bullseye!

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

The perfectionist.

'Quick, press control Z!'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

Sleeping on the Job

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"Quit moving"

Ski-ball.

Efficiency Expert 'Back in 7 mins 35 secs'

Copycat.

'Apparently he only uses fugitive colours.'

Great Painting

Decorating a column.

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

The Scream Painting

'I'm NOT a pedant.'

'It covers well enough, but I found the recommended drying time to be completely inadequate.'

"He always times '60 minutes.'"