Musical Precisionist Prints

Harpist shooting at target

'C'mon get it straight.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

Bullseye!

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

The perfectionist.

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

I love Marimba

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

"Thanks for your introductory speech at the conference. By the way, Hibblemeyer, it's 'hard-headed' businessman, not 'thick-headed'."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

Ski-ball.

When pedants take a break.

The battle of the pianos.

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

"For tonight's performance I have stripped everything, as far as possible, down to the "urtext" edition."

Snooker.

"Page 33, line 4..."

Cull people who talk and text during a concert you've paid good money to see.

Hell on trio island

Decorating a column.

'I'm NOT a pedant.'

'Pete's coffee shop? I'm calling from precision Labs. Please send over a chocolate muffin and a large container of coffee with 4.7 sugar and 12.2 cream.'

'We've lost the will to go on with our play! Is there a motivational speaker in the house?'