Podium Chaser Gifts

'Dropping From A Height In A Vacuum event.'

'They may own the podium, but it appears to be in a low rent district.'

'1 and 2. . .1 and 2.'

Champions biting their medals

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

First Prize!

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Planting a Flag on the Summit

Jungle Games

Chris Froome

"It's OK vicar, Nigel's just having one of his panic attacks."

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

Arch of Triumph Save

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

We are here!

'... And now I shall pass you over to tonight's speaker who will give a brief summary of my introduction.'

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

Sportsperson is happy with most likes

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

"I'm so nervous! I feel like you're all in my stomach."

Gene doping in sport.

Skeets Champion.

Muhammed Ali RIP

'Thank you for that kind introduction, Ed, but frankly, I would've liked a little further ado.'

'It's rumoured that he's becoming an alcoholic.'

Ryan Bayley

"This is our new 'winning isn't everything' approach."