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'Dropping From A Height In A Vacuum event.'

'They may own the podium, but it appears to be in a low rent district.'

Champions biting their medals

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

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First Prize!

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Jungle Games

"It's OK vicar, Nigel's just having one of his panic attacks."

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

Arch of Triumph Save

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

We are here!

'... And now I shall pass you over to tonight's speaker who will give a brief summary of my introduction.'

Sportsperson is happy with most likes

"I'm so nervous! I feel like you're all in my stomach."

Skeets Champion.

Gene doping in sport.

'Thank you for that kind introduction, Ed, but frankly, I would've liked a little further ado.'

'It's rumoured that he's becoming an alcoholic.'

"This is our new 'winning isn't everything' approach."

Winner Celebrating with Champagne

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