Podium Presence Gifts

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

First Prize!

Jungle Games

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

Loser's Podium.

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

Guitar.

1 2 3

'... And now I shall pass you over to tonight's speaker who will give a brief summary of my introduction.'

Champion.

Bahrain F1

"I'm so nervous! I feel like you're all in my stomach."

"I'm going to make eye contact only with this side because of the crick in my neck."

"Feel free to use it. It's an emergency escape hatch if you say something controversial."

Skiers

Dyslexic Olympics.

Golden Egg.

'The following speaker was scheduled to give his talk last week, but needed more time to prepare his impromptu speech.'

'Thank you for that kind introduction, Ed, but frankly, I would've liked a little further ado.'

"This is our new 'winning isn't everything' approach."

"What's next?"

Winner Celebrating with Champagne

Sanna Marin party

Boris Johnson Loses

Third place sabotaging first place on medal stand.

'Even the photograph couldn't separate the relay teams...'

Winners: 100 yard automobile chase.

"I will make the future better."