Pyramid Prankster Gifts

DIMINATI

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

A pony throws its rider.

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Color-Rectal Exams for Baboons...

"I've decided to have a kid."

'Wrong number. Sorry, I dialled my salary by mistake.'

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

A new case, Ernie...On a lark, two young girls broke into a museum and stole a half-dozen Peter Breugel paintings of Hades. Chicks nick six styx pics for kicks!

Monkey Business

"I'm in here...reallocating Dad's retirement account into junk bonds."

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

"Let's see him get out of this sonata."

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand.'

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

'Gone out, Your dinners in your face'

'An they have the nerve to call this heaven!'

"EINSTEIN! Stop fooling around and pay attention...."

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

"After the aversion therapy, please feel free to take home any pie remnants."

Bahrain F1

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

Horse steals a little girl's book.

Dog makes cats float with helium.

Melody Cockroach.

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

'Yeah, these work great...give me five dozen!'

Pianist Fraud

Skiers

"I said I wanted to see you in skimpy clothes..."

I rented a car from Hertz the other day, and there was a camera in it. Really? Someone forgot their camera? No, I mean in the dashboard. There was a little camera pointed at me. I have no idea who or what was watching me. Maybe it was Hertz. Maybe it was the NSA. Maybe it was for American Idol auditions. To cover all my bases, I sang the Star-Spangled Banner the whole drive. I'm never renting from Hertz again.

I don't care if it's a better workout, I'm not wearing ankle weights.

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