Pyramid Punster Gifts

'Definitely fake.'

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Water is discovered on the moon....

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

'It's a treasure map.'

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

Standings: Milky Way Conference

Atlas working out with the earth as his exercise ball.

'I'd never bite the hand that feeds me - but I won't pull its finger, either.'

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

Uranus always gets a bad rap. Tap tap tap tap tap. What do you mean, dorkboy? I mean, no matter how mature people think they are, they always, always want to chuckle when they say "Uranus." Come on, Sadie. You know you want to smirk, even if it's in secret. What if I told you Uranus is slightly bigger than Neptune? Not chuckling! Uranus is always the butt of the joke.

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

Sure, Jupiter's the biggest, but I hear he uses Asteroids to build up his bulk!

They just found two more dark moons around Uranus. Are you winding up to some sort of sophomoric joke? No, they really do think they found two new moons there. Kind of suspicious, if you ask me. As long as I can remember, Uranus had 27 moons, and the Solar System had 9 planets, including Pluto. Now those numbers change all the time. Next thing you know, they'll be telling us we have to Uranuses. Yeah ... pretty sure you're winding up to some sort of sophomoric joke.

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'

Tiny man plays big cello, huge man plays tiny violin.

Lemming meringue pie.

"Hmmmm. I'll bluff. Then they'll counter-bluff, so if I counter-counter-bluff...password should do it."

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

"The planet appears to be inhabitable but more like low-income inhabitable."

'Not too serious just a couple of particles collided.'

Professional Cell Phone Accessories

'I'm the veterinarian of Cheshire who spays and neuters Cheshire pets.'

I have a higher escape velocity than you! It has nothing to do with being clingy!

'Remember this test, Ms. Hart? Nineteen ninety. Multiple choice. You asked which of these is not a planet, and I checked Pluto...'

How the planets of the solar system are known to their friends

He's very defensive about his personal space.

The Dark Side of the Moon.

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'