Puzzle Punster Gifts

"Hmmmm. I'll bluff. Then they'll counter-bluff, so if I counter-counter-bluff...password should do it."

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

Dogs life

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

Note Book

Garden of Eden and scrumping

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

Bitter End

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

'I'd never bite the hand that feeds me - but I won't pull its finger, either.'

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

Math Jokes

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

'I'm the veterinarian of Cheshire who spays and neuters Cheshire pets.'

Professional Cell Phone Accessories

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

'I think he'll be okay. He had a mild brush stroke.'

Time and money on a seesaw are equals.

Surfin' the web.

Mobile Holmes.

'I have a rasp in my throat.'

Timmy Gets Solitary.

Kissing Game

conversing using table tennis technology

Baby Grand Larceny

'I'm not the first visionary who's been accused of extreme optimism.'

"I'm afraid you've got a serious case of polka dots."

"It's ok - you're not the first man to lose his head over a pretty girl. . ."

'I hope you get an ice cream headache!'

I brought two #1 pencils.

Granny's Old Tyme Prostitute Chocolate Chip Cookies