Puzzle Punster Pillows

"Hmmmm. I'll bluff. Then they'll counter-bluff, so if I counter-counter-bluff...password should do it."

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

Dogs life

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Note Book

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

Garden of Eden and scrumping

'I'd never bite the hand that feeds me - but I won't pull its finger, either.'

Bitter End

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

Math Jokes

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

'I'm the veterinarian of Cheshire who spays and neuters Cheshire pets.'

Professional Cell Phone Accessories

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

'I think he'll be okay. He had a mild brush stroke.'

Surfin' the web.

Time and money on a seesaw are equals.

'I have a rasp in my throat.'

Timmy Gets Solitary.

Kissing Game

Baby Grand Larceny

'I'm not the first visionary who's been accused of extreme optimism.'

'I hope you get an ice cream headache!'

fried eggs...

Granny's Old Tyme Prostitute Chocolate Chip Cookies

"It's ok - you're not the first man to lose his head over a pretty girl. . ."