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'Definitely fake.'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

Water is discovered on the moon....

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

'It's a treasure map.'

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

Standings: Milky Way Conference

Atlas working out with the earth as his exercise ball.

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

'I'd never bite the hand that feeds me - but I won't pull its finger, either.'

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

"Hmmmm. I'll bluff. Then they'll counter-bluff, so if I counter-counter-bluff...password should do it."

Tiny man plays big cello, huge man plays tiny violin.

Lemming meringue pie.

'Not too serious just a couple of particles collided.'

"Photons have mass, but their rest mass is zero."

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

The Dark Side of the Moon.

"The planet appears to be inhabitable but more like low-income inhabitable."

'Remember this test, Ms. Hart? Nineteen ninety. Multiple choice. You asked which of these is not a planet, and I checked Pluto...'

How the planets of the solar system are known to their friends

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'I'm the veterinarian of Cheshire who spays and neuters Cheshire pets.'

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'