Pyramid Prankster Pillows

DIMINATI

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

A pony throws its rider.

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

"I've decided to have a kid."

'Wrong number. Sorry, I dialled my salary by mistake.'

"I'm in here...reallocating Dad's retirement account into junk bonds."

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'An they have the nerve to call this heaven!'

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand.'

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

"Let's see him get out of this sonata."

'Gone out, Your dinners in your face'

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

Horse steals a little girl's book.

Dog makes cats float with helium.

"After the aversion therapy, please feel free to take home any pie remnants."

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

Melody Cockroach.

Bahrain F1

'Yeah, these work great...give me five dozen!'

Skiers

Pianist Fraud

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

Wordplay: Road Rage

"I said I wanted to see you in skimpy clothes..."

Politics Books