Podium Prankster Prints

'Talk about budget cuts...mine's made of chocolate!'

Skiers

Bahrain F1

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

My other cello is a Stradivari

Dynamite little combo

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

'We're having an argument. Do you know any battle marches?'

Jungle Games

Zappo's Air Guitars.

'Let me present today's speaker.'

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

'There is a kid at school who can play 'Jingle Bells' with his farts. That is impressive because flatulence is a difficult medium.'

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"Hey—no cheating!"

Guarneri Feline Quartet.

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

"Let's see him get out of this sonata."

At night - snake charmer.

Woman plays a cello with a cuckoo peaking out the back.

Timpani for the devil

Melody Cockroach.

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

'Me, a duck hunter? Shucks, no, I'm a musician. Wanna hear me play 'Swannee River' on my duck caller?'

"No, Billy, I don't play the horn anymore. I just like to take it out every once and again so's to give an old friend a great big tallywhack on the head!"

Bowled out.

Pianist Fraud

"Guess what I learned in band class today?"

Politics Books

"Is that your 'God Bless America' or mine?"