Patio Prankster Prints

"The only decking you'll see in my garden..."

Wok. Don't Wok.

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

"Apple harvest."

'Where are you going?'

"Ahh, bless him. He's run out of bird feed for our little Blue Tits."

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

Ants stealing from the picnic.

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

"Let's see him get out of this sonata."

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

A Not So Grand Slam.

"We're studying Walden Pond today."

'My Dad gave him a parking ticket for standing on his vegetable patch!'

Bahrain F1

"It was a professional hit..."

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

'I have to hang up now. I'm getting some static on another line.'

Melody Cockroach.

"That! That's why I don't like Alfresco dining!"

Sent to the corner on school sports day.

Bowled out.

Pianist Fraud

Skiers

'We planted some birds of paradise for ironic flair.'

"I think Wendy likes me... she kept the spitwad I threw at her!"

'Remember, Son, to occasionally take time to stop and pee on the roses.'

Spiro & Pusho go hunting.

"I've just sacked the gardener as you said Dear.."