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"The only decking you'll see in my garden..."

Wok. Don't Wok.

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"Apple harvest."

Football anagram: Curse straw mat (Answer: Marcus Stewart.)

'Where are you going?'

"Ahh, bless him. He's run out of bird feed for our little Blue Tits."

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

Ants stealing from the picnic.

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

"Let's see him get out of this sonata."

A Not So Grand Slam.

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

Bahrain F1

"That! That's why I don't like Alfresco dining!"

Melody Cockroach.

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

'My Dad gave him a parking ticket for standing on his vegetable patch!'

"We're studying Walden Pond today."

'I have to hang up now. I'm getting some static on another line.'

"It was a professional hit..."

Bowled out.

Skiers

Pianist Fraud

Sent to the corner on school sports day.

"I think Wendy likes me... she kept the spitwad I threw at her!"

"I've just sacked the gardener as you said Dear.."

Spiro & Pusho go hunting.

'We planted some birds of paradise for ironic flair.'