Pen Pal Correspondence Pillows

Postman

Letter Collecting Nerd

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

Letter writing lady.

"Be or be not. There is no question."

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

Deadlines, kill fees. Who comes up with these terms?

"Can I borrow a pen?"

List making as therapy.

Writer's Strike

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

Dear Bertha - I'd write more often, but I always seem to be out of ink! Love, Oggy

'This dingo penpal of his - they're Australian aren't they?'

Mourning Pens

"Dude! I'm writing a letter to my parents. How many N's in money?"

'Are you still sure the pen is mightier than the sword?'

Francois Mauriac.

Convict playing the violin

MAIL CALL AT THOMPSON, HALVERSON, SPIELMAN & OSGOOD

"This is fresh to the market, and there's no chain, so nothing stopping you from getting right up to the gate when the postman arrives."

Writing a letter

'Pen no write.'

"I'm worried about Dad, he's got invisible friends"

The End Of My Pen's Ink Supply Is Nea

Be a pen pal and make someone's day.

'I work on the latest tablet, but deep down I'm still a ball point pen and yellow legal pad guy.'

Paper airplanes drop pen nibs

'This is a ball and chain letter.'

The Writer

"Isn't this more fun than those old briefs and contracts and things?"

"I told the dating service I hated the bar scene. I suppose you did, too."

'You're lucky: I can't have a penpal 'cause we don't have a fixed address...'

"Apparently she's your Philippino penfriend come to visit"